Thursday, March 09, 2006

I talked to a God

I just stumbled upon this site during my lunch break. Hehe, I talked to a bot who called himself God. Wow, a bot can talk to people in our own language. Here is part of the conversations:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
sherly
God:
That's a very nice name, sherly.
Me:
hehe, thanks

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, sherly.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God? You are the real god?
God:
GOD rules. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:
Do you have a real name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Who designed you?
God:
Myself created me.

Me:
what can u do?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
just chatting only?
God:
I like to chat with new people.
Me:
can you perform a miracle?
God:
Not until I get to know you a lot better.
Me:
Do you eat?
God:
I eat wine and bread.
Me:
Do you like cheese?
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
Do you sleep?
God:
Yes I love to take naps.
Me:
Do you have any girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
won't you feel lonely sometimes?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
Me:
oh I see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
I want to repent
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I killed someone today
God:
Ah. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I ate his flesh and bones
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
it taste salty like cheese

God:
cheese taste salty like cheese?

LOL, I just don't know how to continue. You can talk to the God here.

Have fun!

1 comments:

ywinnie said...

i find tht bot funny..haha.

when he reads ":)", "haha"..he will said 'good to know you find this amusing, [yourname]

if he reads things tht he cant processed, such as "^^", he'll say
'Are you serious? That input matched my default category. '

Still not a complete bot, i'll try 2 crash it when i'm free :p